Funny Bites

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The main 4 characters of Funny Wars as they appear in Funny Bites

Funny Bites are a subsection of Funny Wars. It is a short-form, low effort comic strip. The comics are 4 panels each and usually are just one-off gags, but sometimes have overarching plots that carry over. Despite having some continuity, characters often die for a joke but come back for the next strip.

While a comic strip can contain any character, even minor ones, Poopotron and General Kill Pain appear the most and are arguably the main characters of the Funny Bites. Of the 3 major story arcs -- the Wendy's arc, Funny Komng arc, and Rotten Pete special -- they have been the protagonists of 2.

Comic Strips

  • Funny Bites #1 features Dr. Poopy Fart firing a ray-gun at The Cop, who is unaffected. He announces he put on 'raygun proof cologne' and beats the doctor up.
  • Funny Bites #2 has the mall cop look at a box. Poopy Fart appears from behind it and shoots him.
  • Funny Bites #3 is about Poopy Fart, General Kill Pain, and Poopotron ganging up on the mall cop. The officer then says he has a secret weapon, 'updog'. Fart asks what that is, and the officer responds 'deez nuts'.

The next 5 comic strips are part of the Wendys Arc.

  • Funny Bites #4 starts a story-arc about robbing a Wendy's. Poopotron tells Kill Pain they should get Wendy's, to which he replies they have no money. Poopotron then decides to rob the restaurant and Kill Pain agrees.
  • Funny Bites #5 shows the two robbing Wendy's, ending on a cliff-hanger when the owner Jar Jar Banks stops them.
  • Funny Bites #6 has Poopotron use his arm cannon to kill Banks. However, the cops arrive and arrest the duo
  • The next strip, #7, takes a break from the Wendy's arc and introduces Freddy Fazbender and Cringe Rabbit. Springtrap says hi and Freddy tells him to kill himself.
  • In #8, we see the duo in prison. Poopotron says his weapon systems were disabled, but Kill Pain has a plan. The General uses his sickle to kill the guard, and then slams Poopotron's head into the cell bars to break them out.
  • Comic #9 concludes the Wendy's arc, with Poopy Fart sending a helicopter to rescue Pain and Poopotron.
  • Freddy tries to tell Foxy a joke but forgets it in strip #10.
  • Funny Bites #12 references the Wendy's arc by showing Poopy Fart's reaction to the aftermath.

The next 7 comic strips are part of the Funny Komng arc.

  • Funny Bites #13 has Funny Komng rapidly crash from the sky into Poopotron and Kill Pain killing them.
  • The Funny Komng arc is continued in #14, where he reveals his goal to merge the Donkey Kong Universe with the main universe. Poopotron and Kill Pain are revealed to have gone to hell.
  • Poopotron and Kill Pain are revealed to be the 50 billionth visitors to hell by The Devil in Funny Bites #15. They are given a wish and wish to come back to life.
  • Returning from the dead, the duo take on Funny Komng who summons his brothers from the Donkey Kong universe to attack them. Poopotron lasers the horde down.
  • Enraged, Komng sends them to the DK Universe and prepares to kill them with his laser eyes.
  • Kill Pain responds by punching the arc so hard the DK pocket dimension collapses and explodes.
  • The duo is unharmed by the explosion, while Funny Komng simply fades away, presumably dead. A cliffhanger ends with a Funny boy reporting to a mysterious 'Lord Albert', telling him Komng has been defeated.

Trivia

  • Many characters debuted to the comic in Funny Bites. This includes Poopotron 8, Kill Pain, Jar Jar Banks, The Devil, Funny Komng, Funny Boys, and Rotten Pete.
  • Funny Bites are to be taken as canon unless they are later contradicted by the main series. Funny Bite #1 is explicitly not canon due to raygun proof cologne -- however, this item returns in #20, making it unclear if it is canon or not.
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