General Kill Pain
General Kill Pain
Age: ?
Date of Birth: ?
State of Living: ?
General Kill Pain is a Poopburbian general and Dr. Poopy Fart's second in command.
No record of his childhood, teenage years, or even early adulthood exists. He has no birth certificate, social security number, or any legal identification, making it debatable whether he is even a Poopburbian citizen. His origin is unknown. Kill Pain's signature weapon is a large sickle on a chain which he can fire out of his sleeves. He also wields a large dagger, dual pistols, and sniper rifle.
Not much is known about Pain's personality yet, due to his lack of appearance in the main comic. Funny Bites shows that he is seemingly good friends with Poopotron 8 and has a goofier, impulsive side. In the more serious main comic, however, it's likely this would be slightly toned down. Due to his menacing appearance, it's safe to say he will be an imposing figure.
Physical Appearance
In the comic, Kill Pain has only appeared lurking in the shadows, masking his full appearance. What can be made out is his pointed service cap with a silver brim, glowing red eyes, and a gas mask with 3 nozzles as opposed to the typical Poopburbian Soldier's 1.
In the tabletop game, his full appearance is shown, albeit with differences to his comic design. Rather than a silver brim, his hat has a gold brim. He has a brown gas mask, and wears a thick brown fur coat. Along with this, a stylized 3d model appears in some card art -- this design has much more exaggerated, top heavy proportions, a brown button up shirt, shoulder pads, and a cape.
In Funny Bites, Kill Pain appears with a stubbier, goofier design. His eyes aren't angry, his coat is short, he has a badge, and 2 bright red shoulder pads. His gas mask nozzles are grey as opposed to brown and there is a clear divider between the upper portion and lower portion of his mask.
Appearances
Kill Pain cameos in the first issue of Funny Wars with a non-speaking role. He is shown, shadowed out, standing behind Poopy Fart during the meeting scenes.
In the tabletop game, he is one of the 4 selectable characters. His abilities include negating opponents attacks, sniping enemies from a distance, and more.
Kill Pain has a minor cameo in Funny Dash, appearing on the Unity splash screen alongside many Funny Wars characters. He was at one point also planned to be playable.
Kill Pain is one of the 2 main characters of Funny Bites, alongside Poopotron 8. The duo's most major roles are in the Wendy's and Funny Komng arcs.
In the Wendy's arc, Kill Pain and Poopotron want to get Wendy's but realize they have no money. They decide to rob Wendy's. Once they get there, they are stopped by the store's owner Jar Jar Banks but Poopotron easily uses his arm cannon to kill him. However, the cops arrive and arrest the two. Kill Pain then uses his sickle to kill the guard and bashes Poopotron's head against the bars to break them down. The duo then flee and call Dr. Poopy Fart to send them an escape helicopter.
In the Funny Komng arc, the duo are killed by Funny Komng and go to hell. Luckily they are the 50th billion visitors, so The Devil grants them 1 wish. They wish to come back to life. The duo return to rematch, but Funny Komng summons his brothers to defeat them. Poopotron easily lasers the crowd down. Furious, Funny Komng sends them to his home universe -- donkey kong universe. In the alternate dimension, Funny Komng prepares to kill them with his laser eyes, but Kill Pain punches the air so hard he causes the pocket dimension to collapse in on itself, killing Komng but leaving him and Poopotron unscathed.
Trivia
- Despite being a major character now, Kill Pain did not exist back when Funny Wars was a discord roleplay server. Instead, Kill Pain was created for the cancelled Funny Wars movie.
Gallery
Art of Kill Pain -- notice his sickle behind him.
Kill Pain's stylized 3D model design, seen in the tabletop game.
The earliest concept art of Kill Pain for the movie -- a rough Paint doodle.
Kill Pain as he appears in Funny Bites -- this design takes heavy influence from his original concept art.
