Poopwalker

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The Poopwalkers (or Poop Walkers) are recurring minor antagonistic creatures. They are covered in black fur and possess two glowing white eyes. The Poopwalkers first appeared at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza towards the end of the ultimate Fazbear subplot in both versions. The Poopwalkers are ravenous creatures that drain all liquids from their prey through unknown means. Canonically, Poopwalkers are referenced as being a mythological creature, thought not to exist, as Springtrap believes Foxy is coocoo crazy when he says he has been fending them off.

Poopwalker

Official Poopwalker Artwork.

A Poopwalker emerging from the mist.

Life history and behavior

Poopwalkers feed by extracting the life force of their prey, leaving gray, lifeless husks. They travel in packs, usually following the Mother Poopwalker, a behemoth which seems to spawn others from the clouds of smoke that follow it.

The earliest recorded remains of a Poopwalker date back many, many years. Poopwalkers used to be larger and much more common creatures. In the current time they are so uncommon some people believe their existence is a myth, an urban legend throughout Poopburbia and Funnyville, but they are indeed real.

It's easy to know when a Poopwalker horde is nearby because of their distinct scent. Hence their name, the legs of the Poopwalkers have near invisible openings that release a foul smelling gas. The reason for this is assumed to be that it serves to attract more Poopwalkers, as they travel in packs. The Poopwalkers also use their own death to attract allies. If they are in combat or know of danger or distress upon death, the Poopwalkers "evaporate." It is not known how they do this. Poopwalkers do not vanish if they die of old age or are killed nearly instantly, allowing their remains to be studied or displayed in museums.

Poopwalkers "mothers" are larger varients of the Poopwalkers. Their gas has a less foul scent, but generates a thick fog from which more Poopwalkers emerge. It is unknown if the Poopwalkers are attracted by the gas or spawned from within it.

Trivia

- The Mother Poopwalker has an inconsistent size, it appears larger in the distance than it does up close

- The first death see to a Poopwalker was Freddy Frostbear, this being his only appearance in Funny Wars. It is unknown how the Poopwalkers killed him since he is a robot made of ice.

- The Poopwalkers' fur is shown inconsistent, in some appearances it is soft fur but in other appearances it is stiff and more like that of a spider's legs.

- Interestingly, in Post-Comedy Wave, it is Freddy who accuses Foxy of being insane, in a sort of inverse of the previous roles.